You Might Be a Redneck

I want you to know that I love my husband very much and appreciate all he does for our family. That being said I don't understand how Travis is willing to wake up at 5:30 a.m. on his day off to go duck hunting. Although he and Rob assure me that it is very fun. Even though once you get there you are walking through the nasty mud on the shores of Utah Lake. Which is why they spent all that money at Cabelas getting the gear (waders, boots, etc.) necessary for such an adventure. Not to mention all of the decoys, duck callers and of course guns and ammunition. Then you stand in the mud waiting for the ducks to land and I guess that's when the fun begins. Well this hunting trip they were quite successful. They shot four ducks and were very proud. Here are some pictures of the proud hunters. After these pictures were taken they proceeded to pluck the feathers off the ducks and cut them open to take out the meat. Needless to say I was completely disgusted and stayed as far away as possible.